The holocabana is a system on the Satellite of Love; it produces tactile simulations to entertain the users through volumetric displays and zero-point focusing fields. It is most notably used for playing the excellent sport of space snowball.

There appears to be some overlap between the holocabana and the earlier-introduced CFVDEWTOD; the only clear difference between the two is that the holocabana does not malfunction and trap its occupants in lethal scenarios.