The Satellite of Love is a space station from Mystery Science Theater 3000. Originally dubbed the "Stationary Orbital Laboratory", it is home to Joel Robinson. The Satellite first made its appearance in The Way Of The Metagamer at the start of Take That Us, and has remained the main setting of the comic since then.

The Satellite is equipped with myriad systems, although very few of them have appeared in the comic. The holocabana, the source of space snowball, has been heavily featured.